one foot in and out the door

Welcome to my world of hysteria and utter madness. I'm Alicia and if you ask me to describe myself you will get an extremely sarcastic answer about how I'm the greatest thing to walk to earth. I speak in sarcasm and have a very dry sense of humor. I like to make people laugh but mostly because of my absurdity more than comedy.

You'll almost never get a serious or straightforward answer from me and that's how it is. I'm outgoing for the most part but most just socially awkward. I will seduce you with my awkwardness. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and to be completely honest I'm not really worried about offending people with my point of view. I'm the furthest thing from Politically Correct and sometimes it can get me into trouble, but hey freedom of speech comes with a price I suppose. 

Oh and as a warning, reading my posts will most likely lead to ADD. Sorry in advance.